I know what you are thinking. "What the fuck is the big dirty... and why am I so turned on by you?"
Well, You are turned on by me cos I am a dead sexy person. 'Nuff Said. But the Big Dirty is a completely different portion all together. The Big Dirty started as a new language, with words such as "Diggin", "Shave My Poodle", "Snag The Bee", "Sharted", and "Rips". Use those words and see the reaction you get. 'What the fuck did you just say?'
But as the language caught on, the Big Dirty started to grow into a way of life. Why be so bothered by boys and girls who lead you on, the war in Iraq, or even money? The Big Dirty shows us that everyday that we wake up is a blessing. Maybe it be that you thought you had the perfect girl, maybe you don't like to share your boyfriend with another girl, or maybe you just won a million bucks. That's not going to make anyone happy in life. Money can't buy everything boys and girls. With the Big Dirty, there is no such thing as a crappy day. There is no such thing as depression. There's no need for these things; you are alive. You have a roof over your head. What more do you need?
The Big Dirty teaches us to accept the things that we cannot change, and to just enjoy life every single day, for we do not know what will tomorrow and we don't care! Time is something that may change us, but we can't change time so fuck it!
Today, the Big Dirty has now grown into a seperate factor, with the Crew of The Big Dirty. These boys and girls of all ages and sizes come together to just have fun with life. It doesn't matter what the other is doing. It doesn't matter if one of us is taking a ride to Cape Cod, the others are thinking of us and hoping everything will be O.K. We are brothers and sisters, with the same thing in mind; Life. Now is the time for us to grab ahold of our life, and ride the roller coaster. Life Rips!
When: Saturday, August 14, 2004
Where: Hooters, In Milford, CT
What: The Plate Operation Celebration
The Dilly: Three years ago on August 13, Kenny "Hooch" Rollands had to undergo a risky head operation. Fast forward 3 years, and he is still that same asshole, only with a metal plate. Come join us on this date to celebrate not just Kenny's success, but to witness the biggest roast that you will ever witness in real life; BIG DIRTY STYLE!